🚨💔 BREAKING: China’s GPU scene is coming in HOT, and they’re about to hit us with an IPO one-two punch so strong it’ll make your stonks skyrocket! 🚀💰 Moore Threads and MetaX just pulled a fast one and filed for IPOs, hunting down a combined $1.65 billion like it’s Pokémon Go! 📈💸 So here’s the tea ☕: While Uncle Sam is busy throwing sanctions like confetti at a wedding nobody wanted to attend, these local heroes are like "We got this!" 😎💪 As if the U.S. wasn’t already scrambling for an entire chip industry on Craigslist. 😅 And here are some leaked developer quotes straight from the virtual grapevine: 👨‍💻 “If we can’t export chips, let’s just make OUR chips better. No cap!” 👩‍💻 “Me when the U.S. sanctions come in: *Drake pointing meme*.” Meanwhile, the rest of us are just sitting here like “This is fine.” 🔥🤡 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2024, expect a viral TikTok dance challenge where tech bros try to impress investors with their new GPU rigs. 💃🕺 And yes, it’s gonna be cringe. AIR-GUITAR stonks, here we come! 💀💼💥