🚨🚗💀 BREAKING NEWS: China is about to make driving a thing of the past, and no, I’m not talking about a new Fast & Furious movie! 💨💥 So, guess what? Those shiny new autonomous vehicles (AVs) are rolling into town faster than your dad's old sedan on a Sunday drive. And who’s in the driver’s seat? ✨ Robots! 🤖💸 Edward White from the Financial Times spilled the tea: Chinese transport and logistics are about to hit 88 mph and take us all into the future of ride-hailing. But wait, hold up—millions of drivers better say their goodbyes because AVs are about to steal their jobs faster than I can say “this is fine” while sipping my overpriced matcha! 😂☕ Imagine this convo at a developer meetup: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Yo, we’re making people obsolete!” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Based! But what about the drivers?” 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Cope and seethe, my dude. We’re vibing with stonks! 📈” But let’s be real: who’s gonna teach those rogue AIs the fine art of not trying to take over the world? 🌍🔥 🎉 So here’s my hot prediction: By 2025, we’ll be hailing robots to take us to work—where we don’t even have jobs anymore! 🤡💀💔 #TechChaos #AutonomousMadness