🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 🚨 China’s Tick Group is back, and they’re out here like “F*CK YOUR CORPORATE SYSTEMS!” 💀💻💥 So, apparently, they just grabbed a shiny new toy called Lanscope Endpoint Manager (yeah, that sounds safe 🙄) and exploited a zero-day vulnerability with all the finesse of a fart in a silent room. CVE-2025-61932 (like it’s a damn Pokémon!) just dropped a 9.3 CVSS score, and those hackers are hitting you where it hurts: your wallet! 🤑💸 Imagine this convo: ⚡️ Developer 1: "We need tighter security!" ⚡️ Developer 2: "Nah, that’s just cringe. Let’s let Tick have their fun!" ⚡️ Developer 1: "So, like, you’re ok with *cyber-espionage*?" ⚡️ Developer 2: "Bro, it's giving galaxy brain!" 🤦‍♂️💫 JPCERT/CC is like that friend who shows up after the party to remind you that you left your front door wide open. 🙃 Meanwhile, companies are just sitting there sipping their coffee, like, “This is fine.” ☕🔥 But here's the hot take: don’t be surprised when AI starts handling your corporate espionage. Next up, it's TikTok hackers with dance moves taking over your accounts! Get ready for cyber TikTok challenges, folks! 💃🤖💥 #AIGoesWILD #TickTockTimeBomb