🚀💥 Hold on to your keyboards, fam! 🕹️ China is out here flexing with 10,000 robovans! 💯 Neolix said, "We heard your complaints about public transport, so we gave you these glorified grocery carts on wheels!" 🍅🛒 Meanwhile, these robovans are cruising the streets like: “I’m just here to vibe, not to race!” 🐢💨 Like, can we get a speed boost for these metal tortoises, please? 😂 This is fine — (cue sad dog in a burning room meme). 🔥💀 But for real, imagine being stuck in traffic with a fleet of robovans that can't break the sound barrier. Like, bro, at this rate, my grandma's walker could outpace these bad boys. 🤦‍♂️ And here’s a leaked conversation from a Neolix dev: “Hey, can we put jet engines on them?” “Nah, bro, let’s just make them ‘slow and steady wins the race’ — stonks! 💰📉” Predicting the future: by 2030, these robovans will be delivering your takeout at 1 mph, and we’ll be cheering like it's the Olympics. 🚴‍♂️🥇 No cap — it’s gonna be the ultimate meme fest! Get ready to see “How Fast Can You Get a Cold Burger?” challenges going viral! 🍔🔥💀