🚀💥STOP THE PRESSES, FOLKS! 💥🚀 So, China’s Qianfan is out here trying to channel its inner Elon and shoot for the moon (literally) 🌕—but they’ve only got 90 satellites in orbit right now and a goal of 648 by 2025 🤡💀. I mean, come on, they’re like the kid in class who only preps halfway and then starts a project about black holes! 🕳️🙃 “Yo, our satellites are just vibing up there, waiting for snacks. #NotASpaceX” - *leaked dev quote* 💬🤖 #FOMOForTheFails Listen, we all know satellite internet is being pitched as the 2020s’ WiFi miracle 💰. But right now it’s looking more like “Netflix buffering during a family road trip” levels of cringe 🤦‍♂️. Drake is out here pointing at Starlink like it’s the last slice of pizza 🍕😤! Meanwhile, Qianfan is like *this is fine* in the burning room. 🔥Hot take: By 2025, when Qianfan is still on 90, we’ll all probably be getting our WiFi from drones, and Elon will be sipping a martini on Mars while they figure out how to launch a rocket 🤪🚀. Share if you’re ready to watch this 2025 space showdown! #StonksOrStoops