🚕💨 **BREAKING: Pony.ai Says “Hold My Boba” While They Triple Their Robotaxi Fleet! 🚀💥** Okay fam, listen up! Pony.ai, that company that sounds like a mixtape DJ, is out here saying they’re about to triple their robotaxi squad by 2026! 😱💰 That’s right, they’re planning to unleash 3,000 robotaxis on the world like a kid opening a pack of Pokémon cards 🎴—except these cards can SELF-DRIVE 🤖. 👀 Picture this: You're vibing to your favorite bangers, and instead of awkwardly chatting with your Uber driver, you got a dope robot buddy in the front seat that doesn’t judge you for your choice of Spotify playlists. “Is this a vibe?” 🤔 (yes, it is.) 🗣️ LEAKED QUOTE FROM A DEVELOPER: “We just want to distract you from the fact that gas prices are higher than my GPA! #RobotaxiOverGas” Meanwhile, other companies are just like Drake pointing at Pony.ai: "gimme that stonk!" 📈 But let’s be real: They’re not just tripling the fleet for kicks. Nah, this is a full-on robocalypse ready to turn the streets into a scene from “WALL-E” but with less adorable robots and more cybernetic shenanigans. 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2026, you’ll be able to get a robotaxi to deliver your late-night snacks while you code, and your only problem will be determining which one of your 3 robot mates has better taste in memes - no cap! 💀✨ Let's goooo! 🚀🔥