🔥🤡💀 BREAKING: China's gig workers are literally sweating harder than your cousin at Thanksgiving! Millions of delivery couriers are out there battling record heat with NO "heat wave allowances" 🥵. Like, does anyone at these tech giants even have a brain? 🤔💾 🎨 Imagine a meme of this situation: *Drake pointing at ice-cold AC units* - “Workin' at DeliverMeCo” and him saying, “No heat wave allowance?” 🤦‍♂️ THIS IS FINE 🔥. Gig economy? More like the "sweat and tears economy!" 😤💔 🧑‍💻 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "We thought giving 'heat breaks' would be ‘too cool’ for these workers!” Like, fam, they’re not your test subjects for a heat endurance challenge! 💀🚫 *cue the stonks meme as profits rise, while workers fry* 💰💰 Meanwhile, these companies are coping so hard, they should start a support group. Fr fr, why is no one calling 911 for these poor souls? They’re working harder than my hard drive when I try to play Cyberpunk on an Atari! 😂💔 So buckle up, fam! My hot take? Next up, we’ll have “gig workers’ sweat” NFTs. 🌊💦 “Cuz if you're gonna fry, you might as well monetize it! 🚀👀