🚨 Tech News RUMBLE 🍜💥: China's Big Fund III is like that ambitious friend at a party with a $48 billion goal but only got $48 in their pocket. 💸😂😳 Like, come ON, fam! You can’t just *wish* for good lithography and EDA software when your chip game looks like a bad knock-off version of potato chips. 🤖🥔 **Sources say** they’re "focusing on key shortcomings." Yeah, sure buddy, just like my ex "focusing on self-improvement" after the 12th breakup? 🤡💔 *Seethe & cope, China, seethe & cope!* In a leaked conversation, a “chip developer” was heard saying, “Why can’t we just photocopy the tech from Taiwan?” Like, bro, that's definitely *not* how this works. *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 👀➡️ With their vibes still stuck in the Stone Age 🚀⚡️, I predict that Big Fund III’s next milestone will be launching chips made from literal rocks because *who needs silicon* when you have ambition?! 🪨🔥 So, what’s it gonna be? Invest in actual innovation or just keep throwing money into the chip void? *This is fine* 💪🦇. At this rate, I can't wait to see how they’re gonna crowdfund the rest! 😂💰 #ChipocalypseNow