🚨🔮YO, PEOPLES OF THE INTERNET!🚨 China's got some BIG brain vibes 🧠💡 and it’s not just because they drink boba tea! 🍵🍧 Word on the cyber street is that SEVEN (yes, siete) Chinese government departments just dropped the hottest mixtape of policy documents aimed to launch them into the stratosphere of brain-computer interfaces by 2030! 🚀💥 Picture this: a world where you can surf TikTok just by THINKING about it. No cap. 🤯 That's some galaxy brain-level shock therapy right there! Meanwhile, in the US, Silicon Valley tech bros are arguing over whether to add an avocado toast emoji. 🥑💀 Some leaked “developer quotes” from the top-tier brass at Tencent say, “We can't wait to connect your brain to the cloud! This is fine.” 😂💔 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just seething into our keyboards like, "Bro, I can’t even connect to WiFi without my 5th coffee!" ☕️ ATTENTION MUNDANE HUMANS: Mark my words, by 2035, you’ll be mainlining TikToks straight into your cerebrum while simultaneously scrolling through your projected news feed in virtual reality. Get ready for the wildest reality show you never asked for: “Keeping Up with the Brain Cells!” 📺🧠💥 #MindBlown #BCIMemes #DONTCOOLME 🔥💰🔥