🚨 BREAKING: China just hit ByteDance and Alibaba with a ban that’s *harder* than my jaw hitting the floor after seeing Nvidia's price tags! 😱💸 The new target? The RTX Pro 6000D—like, seriously, that card is so powerful even Thanos would have to rethink his "infinite power" strategy! 💥🤖 📰 According to *The Financial Times* (aka the squad of suit-and-tie news bots), the Chinese government has told these tech giants to pump the brakes on the RTX madness to boost their own semiconductor independence. That’s right, folks. China wants to be the king of chips 🥔💪 while Uncle Sam's got that spicy Nvidia sauce dripping all over the place. *Leaked convo with a developer*: **Dev 1:** “So we can’t use the RTX Pro 6000D anymore?” **Dev 2:** “Yeah, bro, Beijing’s CRUSHING our GPU dreams harder than my sleep schedule!” 😭💀 Meanwhile, the internet’s reaction: Drake pointing at the RTX like “this is fine” while everyone else is just stuck in a meme dimension of cringe 🤡💀. 🔥🚀 Here’s my hot take: In exactly 3 months, we’ll see China drop an RTX 6000D clone called the “Jiayou 6000D” that will literally give you *galaxy brain* if you even look at it! STONKS going to the moon, baby! 💥🌕 #ChinaKnowsBest #NvidiaWho?