🚨BREAKING: China just pulled the ultimate plot twist on us, fam! 🚨 Say goodbye to that cringe export ban on five critical minerals for ONE ENTIRE YEAR! 😱💀 That’s right — gallium and germanium are back on the menu, folks! 🍽️💰 It’s like opening a treasure chest full of stonks! 📈💸 In a move that has the vibes of “This Is Fine” while sipping tea ☕🔥, the Middle Kingdom just hit us with that “Allow It” Drake meme. Fr fr, kiss those semiconductor nightmares goodbye for a hot minute! But don't get too cozy, my dudes! 💤💤 Imagine a leaked convo between two Chinese developers: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Yo, we’re throwing a lifeline to the US, gnarly right?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Yeah, but wait until they realize they still have to pay the price of happiness. 😏💸” America rejoicing like a kid in a candy store, but we know it's still a relapse from the “Let's make chips in America” addiction. Coping and seething harder than ever, we’re only delaying the inevitable 😂🤖! Hot take: By the end of the year, we’ll be begging China for tech therapy to detox from our semiconductor dependency! 🎤💥 Who's with me? #TechFrenzy #GetYourMinerals2024 💊🌌