🔥🚨 BREAKING: TIME-TRAVELING HACKERS ON THE LOOSE!! 🚨🔥 🌌💀 So, like, did the NSA just signal-boost its way into a *Chrono Trigger* fanfic? China is OUT HERE accusing Uncle Sam of hacking their National Time Service Center, because ya know, keeping time straight is soooo 2023. 🤖💸 *memes intensify* 🕰️💣 According to the latest leaks from some "totally not fictional" developer: “Bro, we were trying to turn back time, not hack it! 😂 But, I mean, if we ended up with the latest TikTok dance moves in the process... #Priorities” But hold up! The Chinese State Security Ministry just hit us with 42 “special cyberattack weapons” 🤡🧙‍♂️ because apparently, they were watching too many James Bond movies and thought “why not?” Meanwhile, the NSA's out here like: “Don’t come for us, *we're the ones who put the ‘cyber’ in ‘cybersecurity'* 😬🚀 #drakepointing Real talk, if we can’t agree on what time zone we’re in, how do we expect to live in harmony? This is fine 🔥🐶. So here’s the wild prediction: 🤯 Within 10 years, we might just have communicative AIs arguing about time zones like grumpy old men at a diner! Seethe, cope, and cherish the chaos, fam! 💥💥💥 Now go forth and meme-ify this insanity! ✌️💖