🚨💻 BREAKING NEWS: China Just Snoozed on a Whole Continent! 👀💤 In the latest episode of "Whoops, We Hacked 101," our friends at APT41, aka the “Advanced Persistent Trolls” (we're not calling them ‘advanced’ for nothing! 😂), have decided to throw a tea party 🎉🫖 in Africa’s IT infrastructure. That's right, folks, they’re serving REAL Espionage on the menu! All you can eat!! 🍽️💰 These cyber ninjas are draped in some major cloak-and-dagger vibes, using hardcoded service names like "That One Time I Hacked Your VPN" and IP addresses that scream "I’m 5 years old and I live in my mom’s basement! 💔🔌" The Kaspersky bros Denis and Daniil dropped some mad knowledge, saying: "The hackers totally used proxy servers like it’s their last day on Earth!” 🤖🚀 And can we talk about their Command-and-Control servers? One was literally a captive. Like, bro, did you just pick that from a clearance sale?! 💀🔥 So what’s the takeaway here? If espionage were a TikTok trend, this would be “Cringe or Based?” fr fr. 🚫🦙 And here’s my unhinged prediction: in three months, we’ll be seeing a new trending hashtag: #HackMeBabyOneMoreTime. 😱🔥 Get ready, world, because espionage just turned into the new TikTok dance challenge! 💃💥✨