🚀💥 BOOM! Welcome to the CRINGE-FEST of the century, folks! Get ready for your weekly dose of “What the FLYING SpaceX?!” It’s the Rocket Report Edition 8.15, but we’re calling it “China Sneaks In Like It’s Fortnite!”👾💀 So, China just dropped a rocket like it’s hot without even sending out a TEXT. 💬🚀 It's like that one friend who shows up to the party uninvited and everyone’s just like, “WTF bro, where’s OUR invite?” 😂💔 Meanwhile, SpaceX is over here playing with their Super Heavy booster like it’s a beloved pet, successfully reusing it like it’s some kind of cosmic doggo! 🐶✨ #RecyclingGoals BUT here's the tea ☕️: Starship’s been more of a “Starshipwreck” lately. Four ships down and counting—pic or it didn’t happen! 💀🚢 You’d think they’d at least get a participation trophy at this point, but nah fam, even that would be too generous. 🔥💰 Developer Quote Leak: “We thought it would fly, but it fizzled faster than my last relationship.” - Anonymous SpaceX Dev, probably. In conclusion, Europe’s drone ship is just sitting there like “I can’t even” while the rest of the world plays cosmic dodgeball. 🤷‍♂️ But mark my words, fr fr, soon we’ll have drones DOING THE MOONWALK ON MARS! That’s right, I said it! 💃🌌 #TakeMyMoney #StonksGoingToSpace‼️