🚨👓BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: Mark Zuckerberg is now living like it's 2010 with the *Meta Ray-Ban Display glasses*! 🤡💀 Yes, you heard that right—Zuck has upgraded from staring into the void of his own existential dread to texting like a middle schooler on Twitter! 💬✨ In a scene straight outta "This is Fine," Mr. Facebook claims he "runs the company through text messages." Like… there’s a whole department for developing AIs and robots, but Zuck chooses to thumbs up emoji his way through meetings?! 🚀🔥 *Stonks?* More like *stops*! 📉😂 Alex Himel, the big boss of wearables, spills the tea: “Mark is our number one heaviest user.” No cap, bro! This guy's sending TEXTS that could be novels, but when he’s wearing those glasses? Suddenly it’s “short and sweet” like a TikTok dance. 🤖💰 👀👁️ Here’s the tea, fam: What’s next? Zuck DM'ing us all while skydiving? Imagine a Metaverse where we’re all just texting each other from our Ray-Bans like a modern-day Shakespeare. Shakespeare but make it cringe! 🎭💔 🔥 Unhinged prediction: In 2025, we’ll all be wearing AR glasses, texting our thoughts as we live-stream every decision, including when to buy that overpriced avocado toast. 📊💥 *This is indeed fine!*