🚗💨 YO, FAM, STOP SCROLLING! 🤖💸 Have you heard the tea? Chevy’s out here trying to drop the new Bolt like it’s hot (but fr fr, it's just lukewarm)! 💦🔥 That's right, folks, the new Bolt is coming in under $30,000—like finding the last slice of pizza 🍕 at a party you didn't want to attend. This is a STONKS moment! 📈💰 But wait, lemme hit you with the spice: this ride is supposedly fixing the issues of the last model. I mean, it’s like saying your WiFi is "fixed" after just turning it off and on again! 💀 One "leaked" developer quote claims: “We basically put in a whole new battery and hope nobody remembers the last one!” 😂🥴 Just imagine it—Chevy rolling up to the EV party like Drake, pointing at this beefy price tag like *“Y’all can keep your Teslas. This is based!”* 😤✌️ But here’s a prediction coming in hot: 🚀 If this Bolt doesn’t sell like the iPhone on launch day, I’m betting Chevy will just slap "FREE NACHOS" in their next marketing campaign. 😤✨ *This is fine* meme status, all around! 💥💯 Share this chaos with your friends and let them know Chevy’s got their wallet in a grip just as tight as your mom when you forget to call! 🤡🔥