👨‍🍳🔥 ATTENTION KITCHEN WARRIORS! 🔥👩‍🍳 You thought that banana slicer was a STONKS investment? 💰💀 Nah, fam. It's time to THROW IT IN THE TRASH and rage-quit that gadget life! 🤡💩 🧑‍🍳💬 "Why do people think they need a pineapple corer? Just grab a knife and stop embarrassing yourself!" - Chef Gordan Ramsay (probably) 🤬💥 🚫😱 PROFESSIONAL CHEFS REVOLT!! 😱🚫 5 culinary titans have spoken, and guess what? They dropped the ultimate NO CAP list of kitchen devices that are totally cringe. From avocado slicers to that fancy egg peeler that’s just a glorified piece of plastic (IYKYK), it's time to declutter like you're Marie Kondo but with WAY MORE FLAMES. 🔥🔥🔥 While you sit there sipping your overpriced oat milk latte contemplating that "innovative" kitchen gizmology, just remember this: IF IT DOESN’T SPATTER FLYING BUTTER ON YOUR FACE, IS IT EVEN WORTH HAVING? 🤔🤷‍♂️ 💥🚀 Here’s a hot take: soon, you'll find ALL kitchen gadgets replaced by a universal 3D printer! 🚀 Or you'll just ditch cooking altogether and get a robot chef named "Gordon Bot" that tells you “It’s RAW!” every time you try to make a dinner. So, do yourself a favor: embrace the chaos, toss those gadgets, and become a true kitchen minimalist. Or at least until the next TikTok recipe trend hits. ✌️💪 #KitchenChaos #TechInTheKitchen #RageQuitCooking 🍳🎉