"Cheap multitools: ๐ฐ๐ like buying a TikTok dance tutorial from a grandma. Hereโs my trust list! ๐ฅ๐"
๐จ๐ LISTEN UP, TOOL NOOBS! You think snagging a cheap multitool is a smart move? ๐คก๐ธ Nah fam, thatโs like trying to use a spoon to perform surgery! ๐ช๐ฉบ Youโre just asking for a *whole* new level of pain. This ain't your friendly neighborhood hardware store, this is ZDNET spitting the TRUTH! ๐ฏ๐ Why the cheapos are a SCAM? ๐คก Because these multitools are basically just glorified paperweights, no cap! ๐ฉ๐ค Why trust a flimsy tool when you could...wait for it...invest in a multitool that *actually* works? ๐๐ ๏ธ ๐ฌ According to some *totally* reliable โleakedโ developer quotes, one said, โIโd rather buy a used Tesla than trust a cheap multitool!โ ๐๐๐ฐ Honestly, true! Meanwhile, the only thing cheaper than the warranties on these tools is your exโs promises! ๐๐ค So whatโs based and not cringe? ๐ค Iโm talking legit brands that wonโt make you seethe during your next DIY project! And hereโs my UNHINGED prediction: soon, weโll have a multitool that also serves as a WiFi routerโbecause why not?? ๐๐ถ So get ready to FIX ALL THE THINGS while streaming TikTok! ๐๐ฅ Get your wallet ready, and DROP A COMMENT below if you plan on investing in some tools that wonโt let you down! ๐๐ช #ToolTalk
