🚨BREAKING: THE BRITISH LIBRARY GOT HACKED, Y'ALL! 📚🔒 So grab your cuppa and let’s spill the tea on the convo with Rebecca Lawrence, the big cheese at the British Library (more like the British *Crisis* Library right now, amirite?). 😬💥 Mishal Husain dropped some major Qs, and it’s a whole vibe. They were chattin’ about a cyberattack that turned their historic stacks into digital Swiss cheese. 🧀💻 Rebecca said: “The cyberattack? What is this, a bad sequel to *The Matrix*?” 😂 She’s dealing with AI scraping like it’s a bad Tinder date—awkward and unwanted! 🤖💔 And don’t even get her started on AI for text analysis; it’s like tossing spaghetti at the wall and hoping something sticks! 🍝📊 The real roast? Mankind's abandoned physical books like they're the cringe high school quarterback. 🏈 Books? Nah fam, we just meme-scroll now. 💀🔥Prediction: By 2025, libraries will be converted into subscription-based TikTok studios, and every book will be replaced with a *“For Dummies”* meme! 🤡📖 *Stonks*? More like *dud stonks*! Smash that like button if you’re backing Rebecca and want libraries to stay relevant! 🚀📚