🚨 HOLD THE PHONE, AI ENTHUSIASTS! 🚨 The tech world just hit *peak cringe* as ChatGPT serves us a buffet of AI models like it's some futuristic diner for nerds! 🍔🤖 OpenAI’s homies, led by big boss Sam Altman, just dropped a model picker revival like it’s 1999, and y’all are gonna want to strap in! 🎢 You've got THREE flavors of GPT-5: Auto (the basic), Fast (for those instant noodle vibes 🍜), and Thinking (for when you want your AI to *actually* ponder life’s big questions, like why your plants keep dying 💀). Now, let’s talk about GPT-4o making a comeback like a boomerang you threw straight into a black hole. This thing’s been through more ups and downs than a TikTok dance trend, and guess what? People are SEETHING because they didn’t even get a heads up before their favorite AI version ghosted them! 👻 Sam's all like "no cap, I got you," but we all know he’s just trying to save face after the backlash. Frankly, at this point, I’d rather chat with my toaster. 🍞🔥 **Leaked Quote from a Dev**: "It's like we’re running a fancy fast-food joint but forgot to tell people the chef changed!" 🍟 *Hot Take*: In 2030, we’ll all be communicating with AIs through interpretive dance. Mark my words! 💃🕺💥