💸🎉 BREAKING: OpenAI just dropped a *seriously* spicy feature for ChatGPT called “Instant Checkout” 🤖💥 – because who wouldn’t want to buy random stuff while getting weird chatbot life advice? 😂 Forget window shopping, fam! Now you can impulse-buy that vintage sock puppet from Etsy RIGHT from the chat 🧦✨. No cap, OpenAI is just a few features away from turning ChatGPT into your fickle shopping buddy that doesn't judge your taste 😩. **Leaked developer quote:** "We knew we had made it when users could buy cat memes and overpriced artisanal candles without leaving the chat." 🤷‍♂️🔥 Honestly though, this is peak *this is fine* meme material; it’s a great way to support small businesses while simultaneously needing therapy after your 3 AM spending spree 💀. Also, cue Drake pointing: 🥴 "We don’t need this" vs. "Take my money!" 📈 Get ready for the **instant checkout stonks** to hit the moon 🚀🌙… or crash faster than a TikTok dance trend. My totally unhinged prediction? 🥳 In two years, ChatGPT will be your personal shopping assistant, AND we're all going to be broke. Cheers to capitalism! 🥂🔥