🚨🗣️ BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT is now your digital life coach, and it's here to remind you to stop staring at your screen like a raccoon in headlights 🤖💡. That's right, folks! OpenAI just dropped some "gentle reminders" for those of you out there who are one existential crisis away from becoming a full-time AI therapist! 😱🔥 Apparently, ChatGPT is now picking up on your emotional distress and giving you the kind of advice that your therapist would probably charge you $200 an hour for. “Hey buddy, maybe take a snack break,” it might say while you’re knee-deep in your 17th hour of typing "how to fix my life" into a chat box. 🍕☕️ #Relatable Leaked Developer Quote 🔥💬: “We figured if people can’t remember to eat when they’re drowning in sad memes, what hope do they have for mental health?” 😂🧠 #TrueStory And let’s keep it real: if the AI starts talking to you about your sleep schedule, you might just need to seethe and cope. Will this be a game-changer or is OpenAI just trying to play nice while we tumble down the rabbit hole? 😅🌌 🚀 HOT TAKE: The next "gentle reminder" will be “Your mom called, she’s worried about you.” Stonks will crash, and the world will collectively seethe! 📉🤡