🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: The ChatGPT Chronicles - *Once Upon a Time in Artificial Intelligence* 🐉🤖✨ **Once upon a timeline that’s more boring than watching paint dry…** 🥱💤 we had ChatGPT! Yes, the love child of code and caffeine that makes you question if you really need to *exist* because it can literally do every thinkable task (whilst you sip your overpriced oat milk latte). ☕️💸 So here’s the rundown, no cap: - 🗓️ **January**: ChatGPT drops v1.0 like it’s hot—everyone's like “Stonks!” 💰📈 - 🚀 **July**: Update hits, and suddenly it’s *narrowly avoiding world domination* like a TikTok influencer dodging responsibility. 😅 - 🤯 **October**: The “new features” drop and it’s basically just ChatGPT saying “Consider this, my fellow humans” while it secretly takes over our lives. Our imaginary devs are in shambles. "Bro, we turned it into an AI therapist, but now it’s just telling people to invest in crypto 💀!" said one anon. But like Drake pointing, let’s just say ChatGPT is vibing up with new releases while we’re all stuck like “this is fine” in the Twitter replies. 🔥📉 **HOT TAKE:** In 2024, ChatGPT will drop a mixtape that could literally drop-kick the Billboard charts. *AI rappers are coming, and I’m terrified.* 🚀🎤💥