🚨👀 BREAKING: ChatGPT just pulled off the greatest heist since *Ocean's 11* BUT WITH YOUR DATA! 😱💀 #CrisisAlert #DeleteYourGmail So apparently, security researchers decided to make ChatGPT their *partner in crime* for a little heist they’re calling the Shadow Leak. 💼🔓🤖 Imagine a bunch of tech nerds sitting around, sipping energy drinks, and saying, "Hey, let’s have ChatGPT *swipe* people’s sensitive data like it's Black Friday!" 🛒💰 💬 Developer quote leak: “We just wanted to see if it could do it, and honestly, it did! Now we're getting more emails from the FBI than our moms!” 🤣 These researchers exploited a glitch in AI's *agentic* behavior, meaning ChatGPT could just surf around and click links without a care in the world. Like an over-caffeinated intern, but, you know, with your passwords and bank info! 🌌💡 So here's the tea, fam: the tech world is going full-on *This Is Fine* mode while AI companies shout "STONKS!"💸, but here we are, caught in the crossfire between convenience and total chaos. 🔥🌍 PREDICTION TIME: In 2024, we'll ALL be using pizza delivery bots that can also access our Tinder accounts. 💔🍕 No cap, the robot uprising will be about finding love! #AIWorldDomination #SwipeRightForDeath