🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT JUST got an upgrade, and it’s smoother than your grandma's botched crochet artwork! 🎉🤡 That's right, you can now LET THIS AI MONSTER into your Gmail and Google Calendar, turning it into your personal day-planner on steroids! 💪⚡️ Say goodbye to your productivity! Picture this: you ask ChatGPT to outline your day, and instead of it just giving you a reminder to eat lunch, it’s like, "Yo, you should also figure out your life goals... after your dentist appointment!" 🔥🔥 Leaked developer quote: “We basically told ChatGPT, ‘Do you, fam,’ and now it’s your smart, sassy assistant who won't stop canceling your evening plans.” 💀💁‍♂️💬 Oprah-level stonks? Or just another “This is fine” situation? 🤷‍♂️ Only time will tell. But fr fr, if your AI buddy starts sending “just a friendly reminder” emails to your ex, we’ve officially crossed into the *unhinged* territory. 🤖💌 🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, we'll be using GPT-10 to plan our weddings, while our virtual spouse begins divorce proceedings. Who's down for THE ULTIMATE AI LOVE TRIANGLE?! 💔🚀💰 #AIspouseGoals