🎉💰 BREAKING: ChatGPT is getting a PAYPAL WALLET, which basically means your AI buddy is about to ask you for MONEY! Like, who let this happen? 😱💸 💔 *Imagine this*: You're just vibing with ChatGPT, asking it to roast your ex, and BOOM 💥—it hits you with “That’ll be $19.99 for my hot takes, fam.” Like bro, just take my money, amirite? This is next-level cringe. 🤡 In a wild twist, PayPal’s CEO, Alex Chriss (disguised as Mr. Krabs), was spotted saying, “We're gonna turn ChatGPT into a cash cow! 🐄💰” This is the ultimate cash grab, folks! Who knew AI could be so… capitalist? 🤖 Meanwhile, all the Gen Z kids are like, “Paypal is so boomer, no cap! Fr fr, where’s the crypto integration?!?” 🤦‍♂️💀 Just wait until you realize you’re paying $200 for virtual cat stickers instead of just using Venmo. *This is fine* 🔥 🚀 Hot Take: In 2025, ChatGPT will have an entire “Yassified” marketplace where you can buy ridiculously overpriced digital items like *limited edition AI-generated NFTs of your cat* 💀😹. MARK MY WORDS! **#ChatGPTPayMe #StonksAreDown #MemeTheCash**