🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH CHAOS UNIVERSE! 💥🚨 OpenAI JUST dropped the wildest tech flex since... well, since *EVER*! 🤯💻 They've summoned a POWERFUL abomination known as "company knowledge" in ChatGPT! That's right, fam! Say goodbye to searching your endless Google Drive like a caveman rummaging for fire 🔥 and hello to the AI overlord that mixes data from Slack, GitHub, and your grandma's secret recipe all in one glorious brain dump! (No cap, she’s in there too! 👵✨) CEO of Applications (what even is that title?) Fidji Simo casually brushed off all our fears like a cat swatting at a fly, proclaiming, “It brings all the context together.” Uhhhh, sure dude! 🙃💅 You mean “context” like my brain when I try to explain the plot of *Inception*? 🧠💥 And if you thought GPT-4 was the peak of AI enlightenment, think again! 🚀 They just sneaked in GPT-5, because if one version can’t crash the workday, let’s just throw in another! 💀👾 Meanwhile, developers are collectively seething: “Why won't this thing fetch coffee too?!” ☕💔 So here's my unhinged hot take: Soon, we’ll be asking ChatGPT for romantic relationship advice because it's all-knowing—“Should I text my ex?” *"Beep boop! Yes, but only if you want to feel the warmth of rejection, human!"* 🤖💔 TL;DR: Get ready for AI to be your new office bestie but also judge your life choices! *“This is fine.”* 🔥😂