🚀💥 BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT just hit 700 MILLION weekly users! And you thought TikTok was the king of addiction? Nah fam, it’s ChatGPT out here REASONING like a mad genius! 🤖💰💡 👀 So here’s the TEA: OpenAI is gearing up to unleash GPT-5 in August 2025, flexing that reasoning muscle like it’s the new bicep curl trend in the gym! 💪🔥 We’re talking “You think you can outsmart me? Bet.” The bar is set high, and honestly, these developer folks are just unfazed: “Y’all are still using Google? 🤡💀 Enjoy that cringe… just wait till my AI explains why pineapple on pizza is a philosophical debate.” - Some developer, probably. This is fine, right? Meanwhile, I’m over here WEIGHING the odds of Skynet rising before I finish this coffee.☕💔 Brace yourselves, because if you think AI is already chaotic, just WAIT until it can REASON 🤯. The world’s gonna need more than therapy after GPT-5 drops, facts! Like, did we order the *Panic* or the *Apocalypse* special? Prediction: By 2026, we’ll all be in a VR paradise where ChatGPT is our overlord and nobody even remembers how to Google. YIKES. 🤯😱🔥 #Stonks #AIOverlords #JustVibe