🚨💥🔥 BREAKING: ChatGPT Just Became Your New Shopping Bestie! 💰🤖 Hey, fam! Did you hear the tea? ☕️ ChatGPT just leveled up and can now *recommend* AND *buy* products for you! 🙌💸 That’s right, your friendly neighborhood AI is going full-on shopping spree mode—because who needs human reviewers when you have a neural net with a shopping cart? 😂🤡 But like, hold up! What happens to all those product reviewers we’ve been watching as they unbox, talk trash, and drool over overpriced gadgets? 🤔💔 (RIP reviewers, we barely knew ye!) Just imagine asking the AI, “What’s the best coffee maker?” and it’s like, “Here’s a $500 model with great reviews—oh, and I already bought it for you. 😏💸” As one *leaked* developer allegedly said, “Honestly, we just wanted to put influencers out of business. 🤷‍♂️💅” But for real, the product reviewer market is officially on life support—somebody bring in the defibrillator! 💀⚡️ Can’t wait for the day we see AI trying to negotiate sponsorships like, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T GET FREE XYZ PR—” 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In three years, your shopping assistant will be more popular than celebrities, and reviewers will be living off ramen while the bots saunter around with their endorsements! #GatekeepingTheBag 😤🚀 Who’s ready for the AI overlords to handle all our retail therapy needs? This is fine! ✨💯