🚨💰OH LAWDY, WE GOT A CRISIS IN THE CHAT GPT HOUSE!!💰🚨 So, OpenAI's genius CEO Sam Altman just spilled the beans on a livestream, saying they wanna go public and maybe scoop up a casual trillion dollars at the IPO soup kitchen 🍜💸. Like, bruh, did they just discover the fountain of stonks!? 🔮✨ But wait, there’s a twist! They’re bleeding money like a leaky faucet 🏊‍♂️🔧, racking up losses of $11.5 billion! Talk about “This is fine” dog level chaos! 🔥🐶💔 *⏳Leaked Developer Confession:* “We knew we could charge people to use the chatbot…but we didn’t know it would cost us *this much* to teach a robot sarcasm!” 🤖💔 Everyone's pitching in on the stonks meme placement, but like, we're all just sitting here watching Altman play Wall Street roulette 🎰. If they IPO this hot mess without addressing their financial black hole, we’re going to see shareholders that can only cope and seethe, fr fr! 🤡💀 🔥**HOT TAKE ALERT:** By 2028, ChatGPT will be giving fortune cookie fortunes to make ends meet, and we’ll all just be sitting here, wishing we invested in AI puppers instead! 🐶📈 Share this if you want to confuse your friends as much as OpenAI has confused itself! 🚀✨ #ChaosGPT #StonksOrBUST