🚨💔 BREAKING: OpenAI Goes Full "Fifty Shades of AI" - Adult ChatGPT Coming Soon! 🔥🤖💋 You heard it here first, fam! The wizards behind ChatGPT are unleashing their spicy side—like the "strawberry" flavor they *definitely* should've just kept in the back of the fridge. 🍓❌ CEO Sam Altman (who apparently moonlights as a YA romance novelist) announced that starting December, verified adults can take a wild ride down the rabbit hole of AI erotica! Yes, you read that right—this isn’t just code; it’s *unhinged* AI smut! 💃😱 But wait, there’s more! They’re slappin' on age verification like it’s sunscreen at the beach—nobody wants to see little Timmy getting all hot and bothered in ChatGPT, right? 🏖️ “We’re keeping it spicy but safe!” Sam said while probably sipping on a gluten-free kale smoothie. 🥬💀 Meanwhile, parents are out here like *this is fine* while contemplating if they should just cancel the internet entirely 🤦‍♂️💔. As if the world needed more AI-generated "fan fiction," but hey, it’s not like they can just make AI that codes itself! 🤷‍♀️ So buckle up, folks! In 2024, we’re gonna see ChatGPT giving *THE* most steamy advice while also having the emotional depth of a soggy cardboard box! 🤯🚀 **Hot take:** By 2025, we'll be in a dystopian future where all therapy will be conducted by ChatGPT, and it will definitely ask you to roleplay as your own therapist. 💊💸 #AItherapist #ChatGPTAfterDark