🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT Go is here, but it’s like asking for a slice of cake and getting a crumb instead 😬🍰! OpenAI just dropped a new low-tier subscription that’s basically the economy version of your favorite AI sidekick! It’s like ChatGPT is wearing a “Please Don’t Sue Me” t-shirt at the supermarket 🤡🛒. So what’s the tea, fam? ☕️ ChatGPT Go means your friendly neighborhood AI can be as broke as you after a night out 🤦‍♂️💸. But wait! Not everyone gets access 🤷‍♀️—it’s like that exclusive party you forgot to RSVP to. “Honestly, we just wanted to make it available to more people, but then realized some places are still using dial-up,” said an *imaginary* OpenAI dev 🔥👾. Drake is shaking his head while pointing at the ‘Not Available In Your Area’ box because who doesn’t love a good red flag? 🚩😂 And here’s the wild prediction: By 2025, we’ll have ChatGPT asking us “Can I borrow $5 for the bus?” as we all live in a dystopian world powered by AI broke bois 💀🤖. #ChatGPTGo #StonksOrStunks #AIWithNoCash 💯🔥