💥🚸 BREAKING: ChatGPT just pulled a BIG DADDY move on teen chats! 🎤💥 Parents, get ready to unleash your inner helicopter with the *new* content restrictions! 💪👀 You can now link your ChatGPT account to your teen’s like it’s a family Netflix account or a daft TikTok dance challenge! Who knew the future of parenting would involve freaking A.I. alchemy?! 🤖✨ Now you can customize their ChatGPT like it’s a 2-D character in an RPG role-playing game. “Sorry, Timmy, but the only thing you’re summoning from the ChatGPT is how to do your math homework — no dank meme apprenticeships for you!” 🧙‍♂️💔 And let’s be real: we all know the real reason parents are excited— it’s not just for wholesome chat! Nah, it’s to block “that cringe TikTok trend” and safeguard their poor little angels from “questionable” conversations. 😭🛡️ Leaked quote from a confused dev: “We designed this for learning! Parents are using it like ‘Fortnite, but with a safe word’!” 😂🤡 Now, here’s the spicy prediction: by 2024, ChatGPT will be secretly training to be the world’s strictest virtual parent—get ready for it to pull out the "NO SKATEBOARDING IN THE HOUSE" card! 🔥🛴💀 #Stonks #GalaxyBrain