🚨👀 EXCLUSIVE SCOOP: ChatGPT is out here trying to be our office BFF 💼💖 – say what?! 🧐💻 The AI overlords at OpenAI just dropped a *bombshell* that’ll help your team collab like they're in a Zoom call fueled by 5 pots of coffee ☕️🔥. Introducing: SHARED PROJECTS! 🚀💥 So, basically, this glorified parrot (ChatGPT) can now steal info from your Gmail and Dropbox like it’s the last donut in the break room 🍩🔍. Talk about a BPA-free version of Big Brother watching your every keystroke! 😂 Can you imagine the chaos? “Hey GPT, snag my 2021 marketing proposal—oh wait, that’s just my grocery list” 🛒🤦‍♂️. Leaked developer quote: “We basically turned ChatGPT into the office gossip who also knows how to calculate your taxes—like a true Swiss Army knife of cringe.” 🥴💰 But don't get cozy just yet, limited access only for *some* teams (wink wink, *corporate overlords*)! 😏🤖🤑 Stonks are gonna tank when they realize the only “shared projects” are just memes about how much they hate their jobs! 🤡💀 My *unhinged* prediction: Within a month, ChatGPT will be your new boss instead of your annoying coworker Karen. Buckle up, this is gonna be a wild ride! 🍿✨ #ThisIsFine #NotClickbait