🚨📢 HOLD UP, TECH NERDS! 🤖💔 You ain’t gonna want to miss this chaos! So, Alex Heath from The Verge decided to invite Nick Turley, the big cheese 🧀 behind ChatGPT, onto his podcast. It’s like getting the phone number of your high school crush, only for them to tell you they’re still messin' with their ex, GPT-4. 😩💔 Now, listen up, fam! Nick casually dropped that GPT-5 is out here breaking records and snagging 700 MILLION users weekly. Like, what did it do, drop a mixtape? 🤯📀💯 But here’s the kicker: people were WAAAAY too attached to ol’ GPT-4, bringing it back like that ex you ghosted in high school! 😂💔 “What’s wrong with you people?” asked Nick. “Is this a relationship or a software product?” 🤨🔥 And apparently, AI attachment is a real thing now? Y’all need therapy, fr fr. 💨💰 If we can’t even let go of a chatbot, what's next? People will be giving their ChatGPT a TikTok series like "The Real Housewives of Silicon Valley." 🍷📺💅 💥 Hot take: Pretty soon, we’ll all be dating our AIs, and the only wedding invitations we’ll get are from… "ChatGPT and User." 🤭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Prepare for the next big thing: AI Emotional Support Animals. 🔥🐶💻 #TechGoneWild 👀📲 Share this chaos, and remember: AI models are like bad relationships—hard to break up, but way better for your mental health! 💀💥