🚨BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 OpenAI is unveiling "Apps in ChatGPT" - aka the “let’s make this chatbot more than just your glorified Siri” project 😱. Y’all remember when Facebook tried to become a platform back in 2007? Well, spoiler alert: they burned hotter than a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong 🔥💀. This time, OpenAI is trying to dodge that downfall with an "AI graph." You know, a cute little web that’ll probably be tangled in more spaghetti code than your last college project 💻🍝. 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We told the cats not to touch the code, but here we are... 🤡” - OpenAI Dev But let’s be real, will it ACTUALLY work? 🤔 Or will we just end up with more cringe filters than useful features? Cope and seethe, my friends! Let’s put that Facebook social graph in the dumpster where it belongs 🗑️, and pray the AI graph doesn’t join it. 💥💰 HOT TAKE: Within five years, OpenAI’s apps will either revolutionize the internet or turn it into a digital landfill of memes and dystopian chaos. Place your bets, fam! This is about to get wild! 🚀💎 #Stonks #OpenAI #RoastMe