🚨💰 HOLD UP, FOLKS! Charlie Javice, the fintech wizard who vaulted from zero to $175 million by pulling a classic "my user base is bigger than it actually is" move, just got hit with a WHOPPING 85-month prison sentence! 👀🔒 That’s like, a whole Netflix series worth of drama! 🤡💀 So, in true tech start-up fashion, she turned JPMorgan Chase into her very own "I-Could-Totally-Rug-Pull-You" playground. “Stonks 🚀” to “Cozy Prison Cell” real quick! Here’s the tea: Charlie was living that sweet #StartupLife until the judge said, “Nah fam, you just can’t lie about your users like they’re your ex’s Insta followers!” 🍵😬 Here's a leaked developer chat after the verdict: **Dev 1:** "Did you hear she exaggerated her users? 😂💀" **Dev 2:** "Bro, we call that the ‘Javice Special’ - validating ROI like a magician!" **Dev 1:** "Good luck trying to pitch that to your next VC meeting!" Honestly, what’s next? Fintech startups using finger paintings as user growth metrics? 🤡👩‍🎨💀 2024 is gonna be wild, but listen up fam: fraud is so cringe 🤢. But if you're gonna go out, go out with a bang! 💥 Mark my words, next fintech scandal will involve NFTs of cats pretending to be customers! 😼💥 #fintech #yolo