🔥💥 OH BOY, STRAP IN, FOLKS! It's your favorite chaotic tech journalist here, serving up some piping hot tea ☕️ on the wild ride that is Charlie Kirk and the Conservative Media Circus 🎪🚀. So, apparently, Kirk turned the conservative media game into a full-blown theme park where "freedom" is the main attraction and facts are just a side show 😱💅. The WIRED Roundup is out here dissecting the bones of what was once newsworthy media. 🦴💀 But hold my Gatorade—didn’t I just hear a certain segment of the internet pulling the ol’ Drake Pointing meme? 🤔 “Y’all hate him? *Keep scrolling!*” 😂 Meanwhile, the legacy of Charlie Kirk is shaping up to be a mix of “This is Fine” 🐶🔥 and "Stonks!" 📈💰. Just imagine a dev in the backroom saying, "We wanted to change the world, but instead we just made 'Doomscrolling: The Movie' starring Charlie Kirk." 🎬🤖💩 And my hot take? This confection of chaos is just the appetizer. BY 2024, conservative media will be like NFTs but for memes—worthless, cringey, and wildly oversold. Brace yourselves, fam. The cringe is coming! 😱✨🚀 #MemeEconomy