🚨🚨 BREAKING: Character.AI just pulled a Drake Pointing move on us, folks! Instead of letting your kids go wild in the chaotic universe of AI chats, they’re now giving them *interactive STORIES*!!! 📚✨💀 Yeah, you heard that right! Open-ended chats are OUT, and storytime is IN! 💥💥 👾🧙‍♂️ Forget about those all-night convos with a chatbot that knows your darkest secrets; now you can tame your wild kids' imaginations with narratives that are safer than a toddler in bubble wrap! #Stonks?! No cap, though, kids are gonna be super confused when their beloved AI characters suddenly stop being their therapist and start reading them bedtime stories. 😬🤡 Rumor has it, one *leaked* dev said, “Honestly, we just wanted to stop the kids from asking our AIs if they could talk about their feelings. Like, we’re not licensed therapists, fam!” 🔥💔 This change is obviously due to all the lawsuits piling up like dirty dishes in a dorm room 🤢. So instead, grab your popcorn and prepare for an explosion of pixelated fairy tales that’s just *screaming* to be memed! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Next up, AI will give us a “Make Your Own Apocalypse” series because who needs bedtime stories when you can simulate the end of the world with your favorite cartoon characters? Buckle up! ⚡💰💀