🚨📉 ATTENTION, TEENS! 📉🚨 BREAKING: Character.AI just dropped a new rule that’s drier than a bag of stale chips! No more open-ended chit-chats with your favorite AI buddies! 🤖💔 Say goodbye to those late-night convos with your digital crush, folks! Just when you thought life couldn’t get any more tragic, here comes the “over 18 only” clause like the NPC it always was. 😶‍🌫️ But hold up! Before you start seething and coping like it's Monday morning, remember, you can still interact with AI-generated content. It's like getting the diet soda version of your favorite drink. 🍹 NO CAP, that’s a major L!!! Drake's looking at you, like “Of course, I’m still sad about it!” 😭🔥 In leaked dev chat, one programmer was like, “Honestly, this is fine… we just need to protect the kids!” *Insert galaxy brain meme* 🌌💥 So, what's next? 🤔 A “virtual therapist” mode for teens to regurgitate their emotions to a glorified chatbot?! Just you and a screen, which really feels like a setup for a horror movie. 🎃 🔥🔥 Here’s a wild prediction: In five years, we’ll be chilling in VR, discussing existential crises with fully animated anime characters, while regular conversations become a hipster vintage trend. Get ready to cringe, fam! 💀🚀