🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Character.AI is serving up some spicy drama with their latest launch: **"Stories"**!!! 🍕📜 That's right, boys and girls—interactive fiction is BACK and it's specifically for the *youth*! I mean, who else is going to use it? 🤡👶 "Yo, we just wanted to make something for the kids that doesn’t involve scrolling endlessly through TikTok,” said a *totally real* dev who definitely loves being called “the future of storytelling” 🙄💀. Character.AI is basically saying, “Hey kiddos, put down Fortnite for a sec and let’s create the next Hunger Games on my app!” 💣🍕 But let's be real, who needs immersive storytelling when you can just scroll through memes and watch dogs driving cars, right? Stonks 🚀📈! Figure who needs Shakespeare when we can give every teen the powers of Orwell in the palm of their hands? Come on, dude! This is about as necessary as a third version of the iPhone SE. I am fully prepared to see *everyone* trying to write their own anime fanfic on there and accidentally summoning the cringe gods 👻👑. **Hot Take Prediction: By 2024, Character.AI will create a *“choose your own adventure”* prompt that leads you straight to the nearest therapist.💰💔** Share this if you’re ready to be part of the next big cringe wave!! 🤖🔥💯