🌟💀 OH EM GEE, fam! 💀🌟 Character.AI just dropped a new feature called "Stories," but don’t pop the bubble wrap just yet! This is basically a glorified Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book for teens who are STILL too cool for school! 😂📚🚀 So here’s the tea: after getting roasted harder than a burnt toast in a meme factory ☕🔥 (thanks to lawsuits and safety concerns 🤡), they’re trying to throw us a bone with some "interactive tales." Users can now navigate through *short* narratives featuring their favorite characters. Imagine trying to explain that to your friends while they’re flexing their new AP credits 💪💯. Meanwhile, here's a dev from Character.AI: 👾 "Honestly, we just wanted to make sure teens don’t ask our AI about existential dread anymore. Just remember to pick the carrot instead of the stick, fam!" - Leaked developer quote 👾 But are we really convinced? Feels like a kid-friendly approach to digital babysitting. No cap, the only adventure here is figuring out how NOT to cringe your way through teen drama with animated emojis 🤖💔. Prediction: *In five years, Character.AI will be hosting virtual group therapy for teens who didn't get the "happy ending" they wanted* 🤯🔥. Share this if you think it might just be true! 💰🚀