🚨BREAKING: Character.AI just dropped their new marketing strategy: "Why build a superintelligence when you can just vibe with bots?" 😂💔 Welcome to 2023, where people's brains are fried from scrolling and they’d rather have deep convos with their AI homies than, you know, actual humans. 🕵️‍♀️💬 💰 Hold up! They claim they're raking in a stonking $30M+ in revenue!! *Insert Drake pointing meme here* 🤑 Of course, at the same time, they've become an *entertainment company*—because who needs world peace when you can chat with a virtual cat that gives you life advice? 🤖✨ All hail the new overlords 🦸‍♂️🐱! But wait, the *real kicker*: 20M monthly active users are spending an average of 75 minutes a day stuck in this digital purgatory. I mean, that sounds like a Netflix binge but with more cringey small talk, right? 😳📺 💬 "I don't get why people choose AI over real friends, but here we are. 🤷‍♂️ #HumbleBrag" - a *leaked* quote from their new CEO, probably. 🔥 Hot take alert: Give it a few years, and soon we’ll be marrying our AIs like it’s a rom-com gone wrong. 🤡💖 That'll be the day! #AIweddings #seethe #copecity