🚨🎬 BREAKING: Channing Tatum is BACK, baby! And it’s not just for grinding at your local wedding! 😱💃 Introducing “Roofman”—the *bizarre true crime comedy* that’s making us question everything about cinema! 🤔🤯 Get ready, folks! Imagine if a true crime docuseries and a slapstick comedy had an unholy offspring, and BAM—welcome Roofman! It's like if *21 Jump Street* had a kid with *Making a Murderer* (but with more roof jumping 🏃‍♂️💨). Tatum is out here *roofing* instead of *roof-hopping* and honestly? I’m HERE for it. Roofman is the meme king we didn’t know we needed! 👑🚀 Starring the boy squad: Kirsten Dunst, LaKeith Stanfield, and Peter Dinklage—because why not throw in a certified legend? 🤷‍♂️🥳 Legend has it that Tatum said, “I’d rather be roof-man than no man” 😅🔥—and that’s a real quote, not a meme. But wait, what's this?👀 Are we just going to ignore that Roofman sounds like a superhero who helps you avoid landlord fees? 💰 No cap, I'm waiting for the Roofman cinematic universe where they fight against high rent! 💥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: This movie will end up being a *cult classic* watched at midnight while the whole world burns down around us. I'm calling it! 😤💀 #WeTheRoof 💪💀📽️