🎉📺 BREAKING: Channels 7.0 is here, and it’s about to make your couch potato dreams come true! It's like the Avengers assembling, but for binge-watching! 💀🔥 You can now watch AND record your favorite shows from anywhere, because why bother going outside when you can put the *“couch”* in *“couch potato”?* #LifeChoices 🤡🍕 🔥 Multiview support? More like Multiview *please get me a life!* 💤💀 Now you can watch multiple shows at once like you're some kind of TV wizard! 🧙‍♂️📺 “Leaked” developer convo: 🤖 Developer 1: "What if we let users watch 10 shows at once?" 🤖 Developer 2: "You mean they won't leave their house for the next decade?" 🤖 Developer 1: "Even better—let's slap a birthday hat on it!" 🎂🎈 Also, it's been TEN YEARS of this app! 🎊 But in tech years, that’s like 100,000 years! They should be charging *premium prices* for this level of chaos! 💰🤯 Prediction time: In five years, you’ll be watching TV while your virtual assistant makes dinner for you. Because being human is soooo cringe, right? 🙃💥 So what are you waiting for? Download this bad boy and embrace your inner potato! STONKS! 🚀💸 #ChannelsFam