🚨🌟 BREAKING SPAC NEWS! 🌟🚨 Hold onto your avocado toasts, fam! 🥑💸 The SPAC King himself, Chamath "I-love-to-warn-you-while-I-collect-your-money" Palihapitiya, just pulled the ultimate *reverse psychology* move! 🤡💀 Imagine telling your homies to invest in a night out while simultaneously saying, "But don't bring your wallet! 😂🚫💳" So let’s unpack this like it’s a meme-worthy TikTok. 🧑‍💻💥 Chamath launched his new SPAC, “American Exceptionalism” (like, do we really need another one? 🚀👀), with a whopping $345 million. But here’s the plot twist: he’s like, “Yo, retail investors, please DON’T buy my shares!” 😱💔 “Dude, I just wanna use my last $5 on coffee, not your SPAC!” - *some random investor probably* ☕💸 Is this some high-level trolling à la Drake-pointing meme? Or maybe just a cry for help from a man who's seen too many retail investors seethe and cope? 🚀🔥 🔥 Hot Take: Chamath is actually trying to save us all from SPAC-induced heart attacks, but doing it the way a parent tells you to clean your room—while you sit in a pile of dirty laundry! 😂💩 My prediction? This SPAC will either become the next stonks 🚀 or crash harder than that one kid’s science project. You know, the one with the volcano that just spewed out disappointment. 💰🔥 Share this before Chamath decides to hit us with another "investment" that’s just a glorified collectible Beanie Baby! 🐻💀💸 #InvestAtYourOwnRisk #SPACWhat?