🚨🤑 BREAKING: The CFTC just dropped a spicy nugget for our crypto overlords living *outside* the U.S. 😱💸 Who needs the SEC when you’ve got the CFTC giving non-US exchanges *the keys to the kingdom* for onboarding U.S. users? The future is looking like stonks 🤖📈💥! So here’s the tea ☕️: According to this hot advisory, all your favorite foreign sketchy exchanges can register as “foreign boards of trade” (whatever that means) 🙃. It’s like saying, “Hey, you can totally sell tacos in America, just slap a sticker on it that says ‘foreign taco board’” 🌮👀. Imagine a convo between CFTC devs: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “What if we let them in?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “But, like, the SEC is gonna be furious!” 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “They’ll be too busy seething in a corner while we rocket 🚀 our crypto economy!” Meanwhile, U.S. traders be like “This is fine” while buying Dogecoin on a platform that sounds like it was made in someone’s basement 🏚️🤣. 🔥 Hot take: In 2025, we’ll ALL be trading crypto on a space station! 🤯 Who's in? Shall we call it “AstroEx”? 👨‍🚀💰 #TakeMyMoney #MemeEconomy