🚨👀 HOLD UP, FOLKS! We got some spicy tea boiling in Ukraine, and it involves malware fancier than your average "This Is Fine" dog! 🐕🔥 So CERT-UA is out here sounding the alarms on UAC-0099 (what a name 🤡) - I mean, don’t you love it when hackers sound like Top Gun pilots? They're throwing around C# malware like confetti at a cringe parade 🎉💀. And what's their bait? Court summons! Like, who even falls for that?? “Surprise! You've been served... MALWARE!” 🤣🙈 These cyber ninjas are slipping more fishy emails than your scammy uncle on Facebook. Phishing isn’t just for *fishermen*, my dudes! 🚀 Instead of actual court documents, you’re getting sent a lil' digital gift that screams “SURPRISE, you just downloaded MATCHBOIL and MATCHWOK!” like you’re on a cooking show for disaster chefs! "Yo, I thought it was just a free trial for Microsoft Office, bro!" - A totally real developer quote based on today's events. 🔮 So here’s the hot take: Fr fr, get ready for the next big C# battle royale where we all end up in court - but instead of lawyers, we're sending malware to *each other*. Stonks in chaos, baby! 💰💥