🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Cequence has just dropped something that sounds like a superhero but is way less cool! Meet the *Cequence AI Gateway*! Sounds fancy, right? Like it should come with a cape and a sidekick named "Productivity Booster," but instead it’s just here to *secure* your APIs like a toddler with a juice box. 🤡🔒 So basically, Cequence is flexing its brain muscles 🤖💪 chasing those lazy enterprise apps 💤 and trying to *connect* them in real-time (not via smoke signals, thank God). Like *FR FR*, can we give a stonk salute for the tech that still needs “guardrails”? 😂🚧 It’s giving “this is fine” when we all know it’s more like “cope and seethe” every time an API throws a tantrum. 💀🔥 LOL, you can almost hear the devs chatting in the break room, “Hey Dave, you ever thought we’d be gatekeeping AI like it’s a club for exclusive, overpriced cocktails?” 🍹😅 In a world where your fridge can probably talk to your toaster, Cequence is out here trying to make sure AIs don’t throw a hissy fit when they meet enterprise apps. 🙈 🔥Hot take alert: Within 3 years, we’ll be replacing IT departments with an AI that just Googles how to fix your problems. My prediction? Get ready for “Jobless 2030” – where TikTok dances replace professional services! 🚀💰💀 #MemeTheFuture