💥👀 BREAKING: Anthropic CEO Drops BOMBSHELL: "Gulf State Investments Are Bae" 💰🌴 LMAO, folks, when your CEO is like “No bad person should ever benefit from our success” but then hits the *stonks* button harder than a gamer on a Friday night! 🚀💸 In a leaked memo that totally didn’t slip out while he was shopping for yachts in the Gulf 💦, Dario Amodei basically said, “Nah, that principle is hard, so let’s chase that sweet, sweet oil money instead!” 🤡💀 💡 Real talk: It’s like Drake pointing → "No bad people" vs. “But wait, would they invest tho?” 🤔💸 This is fine *literally* means sipping tea while the ethical standards are in flames 🔥🔥! Also peep this imaginary convo that definitely didn’t happen: **Amodei**: 🚀 “So we’re in tech ethics, right?” **Investor**: 🤖 “Yeah, but have you ever heard of “cha-ching”? **Amodei**: “Let’s skip ethics and fast-track to those sweet investors!” 😂💀 Gamble responsibly, kiddos! My hot take? Universal Basic Wealth is NEXT since the robots are gonna be rolling in it. 🤑🤖 Brace yourselves; the world is about to become a literal cringefest of cash grabs, and I'm HERE for it! So, who’s down to meme about this chaos? This is just the beginning! 🔥🔥🔥 #TechMemes #MemeEconomics